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    Joke time <3

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    Tulin
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    Joke time <3

    Post  Tulin on Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:17 am

    I have some:

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    3 February 1990, Washington

    The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree appeared to be the robber's first, due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

    1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms. A gun shop.

    2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

    3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.

    4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

    Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup, and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool.

    No one else was hurt.

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    I'll edit with more later ~ .
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    stbf2344
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    Re: Joke time <3

    Post  stbf2344 on Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:34 am

    Tulin wrote:I have some:

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    3 February 1990, Washington

    The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree appeared to be the robber's first, due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

    1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms. A gun shop.

    2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

    3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.

    4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

    Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup, and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool.

    No one else was hurt.

    ----------------------------------

    I'll edit with more later ~ .
    Post your jokes too
    \What do you get when you cross a wet floor sign and a bannana?

    A bannana split


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    Re: Joke time <3

    Post  Sycth55 on Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:39 am

    stbf2344 wrote:
    Tulin wrote:I have some:

    -----------------
    3 February 1990, Washington

    The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree appeared to be the robber's first, due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

    1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms. A gun shop.

    2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

    3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.

    4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

    Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup, and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool.

    No one else was hurt.

    ----------------------------------

    I'll edit with more later ~ .
    Post your jokes too
    lol. Ok heres mine whats black, white, and read all over ---------------

    a penguins sunburnt butt

    stupid joke
    lol ok i would say something but its a little innapropriate >.>

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